Mental Masturbation ;)

I'm everything I've always wanted to be.

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When I say a good joke & all my friends laugh. 

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When the teacher sees you chewing gum 

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Waiting for a download to complete.. 

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”There was an error with your download”

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and my knees buckled.

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It bothers me that you’re so hot and cold, one minute were close and friendly the next you’re cold and distant. I don’t get it, The odd thing is I actually miss talking to you when you’re not there, I miss sharing random things about my day and I miss how you tease me in a playful way, I haven’t had a friend like you in a long time someone I can share with without being scared of what you’ll think, I guess that’s why I hold on. I’ve only known you a couple of months yet I trust you and I’ve told you things I don’t really tell people, but now you’re becoming kind of distant and I’m scared because you know to much.

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On a side note, I’m starting the 50 shades of grey trilogy tonight! yeah buddy! :) I’m excited. 

I’m really intrigued by the whole bdsm life style, I mean I probably wouldn’t be able to handle a lot of it, but it’s still so interesting to me.

hmmmm… 

I always do this, I always mistake good friendship for potential, it’s silly. Especially when the signs are there. My favorite sign is the one where you clearly state you don’t want a relationship. I don’t get it, I really want to be friends you’re honestly probably the only person that I’m actually genuinely fond of most of the time….I really just don’t like people sometimes. I don’t want to like you in that way cause I know like usually ends up being so much more in the future and falling in love with anyone is just not in my plans, I literally have a physical reaction when I think of falling in love I get hot and stop breathing, that just can’t be good. I think I might really just want to have relations with you, kind of get rid of the mystery behind it. I mean I’m sure once I’ve been that close it may not be as exciting as it was wondering what it would be like. You are such a great relationship in my life, your one of those friends people sit around and hope will just come out of the bushes one day and stay in your life. But of course me being emotionally fucked has to turn that into feelings that really don’t make sense. I mean clearly I am not ready to be in like with anyone and you’ve made that clear. I know the attractions there but we know we shouldn’t. I like that you’re different. You’re undeniably cute yet ridiculously irritating at times I love it, it’s so fun to talk to you because some of the things you say and do are so unpredictable. You just feel so familiar, in a way I can’t really wrap my head around, it’s like I’ve met you before. Either way feels nice to have a good friend that’s open and honest even if sometimes I want to bite your head off haha that totally made me think of you saying that’s what she said after that. It’s undeniable that I definitely would be all over you if given the opportunity, I mean you are pretty damn sexy. We’ve talked about this but who knows if it would ever really happen, either way I’m pretty content with having you as a friend it’s pretty nice having someone call me every day and actually seeming like they care about me or all the random shit I have to say. thank you for that. I mean I probably won’t ever have this conversation with you but thank you.

When you touch the bathroom doorknob and the knob is already wet 

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